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GENIUS SLACKER (ge·nius slack·er):

a person empowered with unsurpassable mental superiority while lacking initiative, purpose, or due care; likely occupations: graphic designers, travel writers, dog-walkers, and chess players.

AMERICAN SLACKER (amer·i·can slack·er):

a patriot idealist born with the freedom to accomplish nothing; likely occupations: lawyers, sports-writers, male models, and politicians. (Coming Soon!)

DEVOTED SLACKER (de·vot·ed slack·er):

a person who works beyond the point of exhaustion without seeking appreciation or praises; likely occupations: me, mothers, teachers, caretakers and nurses. (Coming Soon!)


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